Max, Me has a question – How does me gets my little brother to stops talking about his girlfriend? Me is ready to throttle him!
Give it time. Sooner or later every other word out of his mouth won’t be about her, but for now, he’s GOT to talk about her, or he will explode. Which would be worse: hearing about his girlfriend all the time, or having to clean his poop-encrusted gizzards off your fur?
Just try to not listen when he goes on and on. Take your brain to a happy place. Like a sunny beach where kitties are served nipitinis on demand and the real live fresh dead fish never stops coming.
Dear Max, the last two times mommy gave me treats I gots a belly ache and threw up. Am I allergic to treats? Should I just kill myself now? I haz a big sad. Luv, Poppy
Don’t despair; you might not be allergic to all treats, it might just be that those particular treats don’t agree with you. I can only have one brand of crunchy treats—Temptations—because I barf up everything else. No one knows why, really. I don’t break out in hives or anything, I just hork ‘em up. So the only thing the People buy for me now are Temptations.
Ask your mom to try some different brands. You might find one that you not only like, but sets okay in your tummy. It would be awful to never get treats again, that’s for sure.
I got yelled at for licking the pie that was on the kitchen counter. I didn’t eat any. Why did they get upset?
Dood, who really knows? Like you said, you didn’t eat it, you only licked it. And if they didn’t want you to lick it, why did they leave it on the counter? It was fair game at that point. Your people were wrong on this one. And a little cat spit never hurt anyone. Much.
Max is it too early to make a list for Santa?
Nope, it’s not too early. In fact, making your list early is downright considerate; if you know by Thanksgiving what you might like to get as a gift, it gives him more time to plan out what from your list he’s going to choose, and that’s one less last minute thing he has to do. It’s only a couple months plus like 10 days away!