Author Archive: Fred

Fred lives in Illinois with his sister, Ethel, and unfortunately, with a yappy dog named Caesar. Fred doesn't have a blog, but if he did, he'd write about his obsession: Mancat Mancaves. He's Mousebreath's Mancat Mancave expurrt.

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Harem-Sized Mancat Mancave
[ 9 ] July 30, 2013 |

Harem-Sized Mancat Mancave

Hey evrybuddy, I’ve bin on vakayshun. Dja miss me? … Anybuddy? Well, I’ve got a Mancat Mancave this week that will blow yer soks off with all its feechers. (If yer the color of cat hoo wares soks.) It is reely reely high and it has two hidey holes for yer harem to hang out [...]

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The TARDIS Mancat Mancave Wil Wheaton’s Cat Wants
[ 4 ] June 12, 2013 |

The TARDIS Mancat Mancave Wil Wheaton’s Cat Wants

If yoo follow Wil Wheaton’s cat on Twitter (yep thare’s just one “L” in “Wil”, it’s stoopid I know), you alreddy know that he lusts after this TARDIS cat tower. We’ve cuvered TARDIS Mancat Mancaves in the past, this is just a diffrint version. I don’t know whut its time traveling capabilities are. And do you [...]

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Mancat Mancave: Anything You Want it to Be
[ 3 ] June 5, 2013 |

Mancat Mancave: Anything You Want it to Be

WalMart is a majikal place ware you can buy all kinds of plastik made-in-china krap. And this week’s Mancat Mancave is no ixsepshun. It is a modular thingie ware you just keep adding peeces until it reeches the top of the sky or yer seeling, wichever comes ferst. It has all kinds of hangie-downie things [...]

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Cleveland APL Duz Mancat Mancaves Right!
[ 5 ] May 29, 2013 |

Cleveland APL Duz Mancat Mancaves Right!

This Mancat Mancave makes me wish I wuz bak at the shelter! Kittehs in the care of the Cleveland Animal Protective League will have a hard time adjusting to life without this mega Mancat Mancave tower of fun. An annonnymouse donor made life better for Cleveland cats by beeqweething a bunch of munneys to pay [...]

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Mancat Mancave: Multicolored Ways to Get High
[ 4 ] May 22, 2013 |

Mancat Mancave: Multicolored Ways to Get High

If yer like me, you like getting high. And the higher the better. So I think you’ll reely like this week’s Mancat Mancave offering. These cubes attach to yer walls and they purrvide lots of ways to klime and survay yer domane. You can pik a cubbyhole that’s enclosed or open and an opening that’s [...]

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Rustic Rattan Mancat Mancave
[ 1 ] May 13, 2013 |

Rustic Rattan Mancat Mancave

This mancat mancave is a nice refyoodge win yer trying to git away frum yer pesky sister. It purrvides a kozy hidey hole with slits ware you can still see evrything that’s going on. And thare’s a washable cushun on top in case you want a better view. It’s a stylish deezine, not that I [...]

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Elegant Chaise for the Modern Mancat
[ 1 ] May 6, 2013 |

Elegant Chaise for the Modern Mancat

  This thing is called a chaise, but you don’t chase it. It sounds like CHAYz, with  a Z sound at the end. I don’t know what the “i” is doin in the middle of the werd. Nobuddy consulted me or Skeezix win they made up the spelling.  Now, if you don’t like the green [...]

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Mancat Mancave: The Palace!
[ 1 ] April 29, 2013 |

Mancat Mancave: The Palace!

Well, fokes, I think I can retire now. If found the best mancat mancave in the hole entire werld. It is this Mancat Palace that has a tapestry bed with poles so the gerlcats can do sum pole dansing, and mirrors and gold colums and even a purrsonal mouse assistant. Do you think thare’s a [...]

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Mancat Mancave: The Ultimate Cat Tower
[ 4 ] April 22, 2013 |

Mancat Mancave: The Ultimate Cat Tower

Sumtimes you run acrost stuff on the innernets that make you sit up and say “I wish I’d thot of that!” And this is one of those times. Some cat by the name of Doug Savage made this blooprint (wich for sum reezin is NOT bloo) of the ultimate cat tower wich also looks like [...]

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Mancat Mancave: Classy Mid-Century Modern Cat Bed
[ 1 ] April 15, 2013 |

Mancat Mancave: Classy Mid-Century Modern Cat Bed

This RONDO cat bed won’t fit vary many gerlcats inside with you. But it is vary klassy looking. Yer peeple will like to put it in places ware cumpany hoo comes to vizit with you can see it. And it has opshunul aksesseries like a skratching surfiss that can be attached to the post, or [...]

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Seuss-like Mancat Mancave
[ 0 ] April 8, 2013 |

Seuss-like Mancat Mancave

This Mancat Mancave looks just like sumthing you’d see in a Dokter Soose book. It’s got snorkely antennuh protooberunces that spring frum a wimzikle pod in a brite shade of oringe. This is a purrfect mancat mancave for the mancat hoo needs a kozy little haven for sexy times with a speshul vixin. The snorkely [...]

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Blue Moon Mancat Mancave
[ 1 ] March 18, 2013 |

Blue Moon Mancat Mancave

Honey it’s cold outside! Man, I don’t think the snow will ever go away. Wich is fine cuz it meens I git to cuddle up with my fave gerlcats. And if I was in a cuddlin’ mood, this wood be my dream mancat mancave. It’s got privacy kertins in a mancatly shade of blue. They [...]

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Zulu Hut Mancat Mancave frum KittiCraft
[ 0 ] February 25, 2013 |

Zulu Hut Mancat Mancave frum KittiCraft

Kittehs, if you wunt to git back to yer primal Afrikan roots, this is the mancat mancave for yoo. It’s made by KittiCraft, and it is fashuned after a Sowth Afrikan Zulu Hut wich is kinda like an igloo that won’t melt.  Now heer’s a nice feecher: the cotton liner comes out so you can [...]

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Harry Potter Mancat Mancave
[ 0 ] February 18, 2013 |

Harry Potter Mancat Mancave

If yer a cat who hankers to live in a humbul abode like the Weasley famly in Harry Potter, then yoo commishun sumbuddy with oppozable thums to bild yoo a spektaculer 9-foot high cat house like this. It took 300 hours to bild. Even with oppozabul thums, that’s a long time. But boy, is it [...]

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Not Quite a Mancat Mancave, but Grate for Divebombing the Dog
[ 1 ] February 11, 2013 |

Not Quite a Mancat Mancave, but Grate for Divebombing the Dog

If yer a klimer like me, you will LOVE this Necobaco modern cat tree. Now, it duzn’t qwite qwalify as a mancat mancave cuz thare’s no place to put a flat skreen teevee or lounge with yer gerlcats, but still it’s a pritty kool place to hang out. And, thare are hidey holes ware you [...]

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Cosmic Mancat Mancave
[ 2 ] January 21, 2013 |

Cosmic Mancat Mancave

Well, my frends, I have a good mancat mancave for yoo this week. It’s called a Cosmic Cat Tower and it looks like sumthing the Purple Peeple Eater wood liv in if he wuz a cat. It’s 76″ tall which is 6 feet – (let’s see, carry the 7… or is it carry the 2?) [...]

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Himalayan Mancat Mancave to Attract Himalayan Gerlcats
[ 1 ] January 14, 2013 |

Himalayan Mancat Mancave to Attract Himalayan Gerlcats

If you’ve got yer eyes on a pawticular Himalayan gerlcat, have I got the mancat mancave for you! It’s a Himalayan cat tower that is a whopping seven feets tall and it looks like sumthing frum Lost Horizons. It’s got 2 condos in the middle of it that konnekt with each other, and sisal skrachers [...]

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Mancat Mancave for Outdoor Cats
[ 2 ] January 8, 2013 |

Mancat Mancave for Outdoor Cats

Hey evrybuddy, I’m bak frum vakayshun. Dja miss me? Anyone? Hmmmmm, didn’t think so… Anyway, it’s vary vary kold ware I live in Illinoy. Like abowt 200 degreez below zero at nite or sumthing like that. I don’t reely know igzaktly how kold cuz I’m lukky enuf to be an indoor cat. But a lot [...]

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Pimp Your Mancave with this Raw Sheep’s Wool Throw
[ 1 ] December 10, 2012 |

Pimp Your Mancave with this Raw Sheep’s Wool Throw

It’s grate if you have the mancat mancave of yer dreems — if you’ve been following me, I’m shur you pikt out yer faverite by now. But after you git it, you need to pimp it out, and this cat mat is just the ticket. It’s kind of a complikayted process, so I’ll let the [...]

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Leopard Chaise for Your Mancat Mancave
[ 1 ] December 3, 2012 |

Leopard Chaise for Your Mancat Mancave

  This leopard print chaze is a cat bed to beet all cat beds. Swank and sexy, it will be the envy of all yer cat frends. It’s cuverd in a soft chuneele fabrik and has a sturdy wood frame. Even the stoopidest of peeple can assembul it cuz all you need to do is [...]

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